lohgan:

This sums up my life pretty well

lohgan:

This sums up my life pretty well


amerlcanapparel:

*takes my homework home but doesn’t do it as a metaphor*


(Source: ryankfolleses)


blissfulsloth:

these guys were so funny

(Source: clarasnogwald)


niggawitdreadz:

toohot-tohoot:

niggawitdreadz:

How to spoon:

  • Dick hard on the butt
  • Titty in my hand
  • Kiss ya neck
  • Hell yeah
What

HOW TO SPOON

  • DICK HARD ON THE BUTT
  • TITTY IN MY HAND
  • KISS YA NECK
  • H E L L Y E A H

(Source: kegelgod)


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twentyonepoints:

72/365 │ Two Door Cinema Club - Undercover Martyn

You hid there last time, you know we're gonna find you
Sick in the carseat, cause you're not up to going
Out on the main streets, completing your mission

420dongsquad:

yea girl wash my tires in the bathtub its the only way i can get off

420dongsquad:

yea girl wash my tires in the bathtub its the only way i can get off


adel-oi-lil-brat:

baelor:

when you accidentally type ong instead of omg

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NO


Kid: Yeah give me a pack of Marlboro Reds.
Cashier: Are you 18?
Kid: It's okay, they're a metaphor.

aureat:

omg so I was going through my archive and this happened

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hes a diva